My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him DavI’m so mad
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PLEASE WATCH THIS CLIP FROM AN EPISODE OF 6TEEN WHERE A LESBIAN TALKS ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN AND NICKI BECOMES SLIGHTLY LESS STRAIGHT
THIS MAKES MY HEART SO HAPPY WHERE WAS THIS EPISODE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
I googled it and it turns out that they didn’t air this episode in the United States because she said she was gay
Yeah I was about to say.. I don’t remember this episode BUT OMGGGG YOOOO
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You’ve heard of sugar daddy now get ready for
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m Mexican.
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what the signs secretly want
Aries: to not put so much pressure on themselves
Taurus: to not be so sensitive to peoples words sometimes
Gemini: to never be seen like the moody person they are
Cancer: to trust easily, to let go of insecurities
Leo: to be genuinely loved and needed for who they are
Virgo: to be choked, slapped, tied during sex
Libra: to do everything theyre not supposed to or were told they cant do
Scorpio: to change the world somehow forever
Sagittarius: to never have to deal with selfish and careless people
Capricorn: to be romanced, pampered, and fed from time to time
Aquarius: to marry their bestfriend
Pisces: to delve more into art, mystery, creative expression & to find a muse
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teachers trying to impose responsibility
- freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"
- sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"
- junior year: "you're almost seniors now"
- senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"
- College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"
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